What not to say during sex.
- But everybody looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- Did I mention the video camera?
- Do you smell something burning?
- (In a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dead…
- Try breathing through your nose.
- A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
- Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
- Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
- But whipped cream makes me break out.
- Your mother’s better than you.
- Say, for the last time, what’s your name again?
- I haven’t done this with an actual human before.
- So, how much is this gonna cost?
- Do you take Visa?