Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, ‘Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.’

‘Oh yeah? ' said Charlie, ‘And how did this one end? '

‘When it was over,’ Mike replied, ‘She came to me on her hands and knees.’

‘Really,’ said Charles, ‘Now that’s a switch! What did she say? '

She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.’