On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is - flowers!““Thats right!” said the boy, “but how did you know? ““Just a wild guess,” she said.The next pupil was the candy store owners daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!““Thats right! But how did you know? " asked the girl.“Just a lucky guess,” said the teacher.The next gift was from the liquor store owners son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine? " she asked.“No,” the boy replied.The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. “Is it champagne? " she asked.“No,” the boy replied.The teacher then said, “I give up, what is it? " The boy replied, “A puppy!”