Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong.“Ill never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.““Wow! Thats quite some gift” said the bartender. “So why are you so dejected? ““Well I thought about it for a while” said Joe, “and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she wont even speak to me!”

Birthday Jokes