I had been walking behind two nuns the other day, when a rather large gent exited a corner sports bar. and headed down the street in our direction.It was obvious that he had over indulged as he was staggering around quite a bit, and noticed that it had made two nuns very nervous.

As the man approached, the two nuns split apart, one walking to the man’s left and one walking to the man’s right.

After the nuns were past the man, I heard him mutter, “Now how in the hell did she do that”?

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