â€¢ A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms.
â€¢ Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
â€¢ An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m.
â€¢ Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
â€¢ Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
â€¢ Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
â€¢ Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
â€¢ Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
â€¢ Incestuous marriages are legal.
â€¢ It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
â€¢ It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
â€¢ It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
â€¢ It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
â€¢ It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
â€¢ It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
â€¢ It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
â€¢ It’s against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."
â€¢ It’s illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
â€¢ Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
â€¢ Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
â€¢ Masks may not be worn in public
â€¢ Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
â€¢ Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.
â€¢ No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".
â€¢ Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.
â€¢ Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
â€¢ Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
â€¢ Slavery is still legal in Decatur, Alabama.
â€¢ The game of crackaloo is illegal in Fairfield, Ala.
â€¢ Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
â€¢ You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
â€¢ You may not drive barefooted.
â€¢ You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
â€¢ You must have windshield wipers on your car.