Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force?
They cant hide behind billboards.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
To give the ants a chance.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
To get in his nest.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
To carry his library card.
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.
Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Saras Tops
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.
Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
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