Dinosaur Jokes

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force?

They cant hide behind billboards.

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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?

A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)

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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork!

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Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex?

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?

A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

A: Because she was a plant eater!

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.

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Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

A: Try Saras Tops

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.

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Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

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