Dance Jokes

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?

A. A One Liner!

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?

A. Eileen (I Lean)

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball !

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Ive been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance?

Whats that? Its a dance for people who hate each other.

Q. Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer !

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?

Dark Raver !

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Where can you dance in California?

San Frandisco.

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga !

Whats a vampires favorite dance?

The Fang Tango.

Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it !

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We dont serve your type here.”

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.