Cow Jokes

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?

Plenty of milk !

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk?

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?

A. A shadow

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What did the calf say to the silo?

“Is my fodder in there? "

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What is a cows favourite TV show ?

Dr Moo !

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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns dont work.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.

Farmer: Not bunch, herd.

Camper: Heard what?

Farmer: Of cows.

Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows.

Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.

Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

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Whats the best way to make a bull sweat ?

Put him in a tight jumper !

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I dont know, I didnt see her license plate!

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?

Pre-tanned leather.

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle?

It wants to keep its Stockholm!

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Why dont cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why wouldnt anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cows food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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