If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk !
#Cow Jokes
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk!
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because they like being amoosed !
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow
What did the calf say to the silo?
“Is my fodder in there? "
What is a cows favourite TV show ?
Dr Moo !
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
A cow that can milk itself !
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns dont work.
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues
Whats the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I dont know, I didnt see her license plate!
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm!
Why dont cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why wouldnt anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cows food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
