Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?
A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!
Q: Whats every cats favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
A: Its meow-sic to their ears!
Q: Where do cats write down notes?
A: Scratch Paper!
Q: Why does everyone love cats?
A: Theyre purr-fect!
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A: To a mewseum.
Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!
Q: Whats a cats favorite food?
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: Mice cream
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out? " “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “Well have that stain licked in a minute!”
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?
A: The dog taped his mouth.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of the tree bark.
“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!““How long have you had this problem? " the doctor asked.“Lests see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in 41
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