Cat Jokes

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?

A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!

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Q: Whats every cats favorite song?

A: Three Blind Mice!

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?

A: A sourpuss!

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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: Its meow-sic to their ears!

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Q: Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Q: Why does everyone love cats?

A: Theyre purr-fect!

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?

A: To a mewseum.

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Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Q: Whats a cats favorite food?

A: Petatoes!

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What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want.

  1. They rarely listen to you.
  2. They�re totally unpredictable.
  3. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  4. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  5. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  6. They�re moody.
  7. They leave hair everywhere.

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

A: Mice cream

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?

A: Catnip!

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What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse me”, he said tothe cat in charge, “Can you get milk stains out? " “Sure,” repliedthe cat. “Well have that stain licked in a minute!”

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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?

An a-cat-emy award.

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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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“Doctor,” said the patient, “I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!““How long have you had this problem? " the doctor asked.“Lests see,” said the patient, “Mom had the litter in 41

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