Burger Jokes

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?

He throws four meatballs!

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Do hamburgers make good vampires?

No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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How do you insult a hamburger patty?

Call it a meatball!

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In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?

A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?

Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?

No, you should eat your fingers separately!

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Can you name two burgers who are royalty?

Sir Loin and Burger King!

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

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Are hamburgers male?

Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!

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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?

Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?

He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)

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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?

Very rare-ly.

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How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

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How was the hamburger murdered?

First it was rolled, then smothered in onions

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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing!

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Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?

Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!

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How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

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How do we know burgers love young people?

Theyre pro-teen!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?

They loin fast!

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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!

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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

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How are UFOs related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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