How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?
He throws four meatballs!
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it a meatball!
In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?
A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?
Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
How far do burgers go in school?
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!
Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!
How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a little seasoning!
Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)
Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
How do you make a hamburger smile?
Pickle it gently!
How was the hamburger murdered?
First it was rolled, then smothered in onions
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!
How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
With burger alarms!
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it with blue cheese!
How do we know burgers love young people?
How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?
They loin fast!
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
How are UFOs related to hamburgers?
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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