Brother and sister jokes

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.

Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label, and it said shake well before using.

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Whats your fathers occupation? asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.Hes a conjurer, Maam, said the new boy.How interesting. Whats his favourite trick? He saws people in half.Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters? One half brother and two half sisters.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?

Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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My brothers just opened a shop.Really? Hows he doing?

Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

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Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.

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Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.

Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and wheres your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee, hee ! Hes my half-brother now!

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Did the bionic monster have a brother ?

No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

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Mother: Jared, get your little sisters hat out of that puddle.Jared: I cant mum, shes got it strapped too tight under her chin!

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My brothers one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?

Yes, hes a six-foot-six billposter.

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My sister went on a crash diet.Is that why she looks a wreck ?

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols.Thats nice of you, Alfie, she replied. Why ? Then Id only have to hear you once a year !

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Do you like my new baby sister ?

The stalk bought her.Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

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Michael: Its hard for my sister to eat.

Maureen: Why ? Michael: She cant bear to stop talking.

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Teacher: Whats this a picture of ? Class: Dont know, Miss.Teacher: Its a kangaroo.Class: Whats a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.Smallest boy: Wow, my sisters married one of them

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A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, I hate my sisters guts.All right, said his mother, I wont put them in your sandwiches again.

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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks shes an elevator.Tell her to come in.

I cant. She doesnt stop at this floor.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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