Bath Jokes

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?

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May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !

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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

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Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.

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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I have a bath while youre having your lunch? ““Its okay with me lady,” said the plumber, “as long as you dont splash my sandwiches.”

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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath there wasnt room for medicine.

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Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says “to be taken in water.”

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. “Where have you been? " demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldnt find the soap and a towel.”

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Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

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Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

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Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! Ive invented the square tub . . .

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Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

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Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

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Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

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Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in there?

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My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give you a room, the clerk said. But youll have to take the bath by yourself!

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Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it? " The idiot replied, “Oh, I didnt know it was electric.”

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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

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Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

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Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroomFred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

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