Barbie Jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie …includes the house, the car, and half of Kens belongings

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie …comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie …comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie …complete with needle tracks

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie …with flannel shirt and a goatee

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie …buried in 16 feet of snow

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie …complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie …includes trodes and implants

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie …also known as McBarbie…you want fries with that?

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick …in your grocers frozen food section

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie …Professor Xaviers daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie …with a set of Oriental throwing knives

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie …comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie …car battery and wires included

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie …comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie …complete with leathers and tattoos

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie …Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie …with Surgeon Generals warning on box

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie …Barbie doll with Bill Gates head

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie …with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie …a Barbie head on a Ken doll