Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
#Banana Jokes
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.
Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.
Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
