Banana Jokes

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

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Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.

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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldnt find a date.

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Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

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Why dont bananas snore? Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

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Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already.

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”

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What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.

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Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

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