What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
#Ant Jokes
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
What is smaller than an ants dinner ? An ants mouth !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
Why dont anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ? Discordant !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
