Ant Jokes

What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

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What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

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What is smaller than an ants dinner ? An ants mouth !

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Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

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Why dont anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!

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What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ? Discordant !

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

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What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant

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Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

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What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

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Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

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Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

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Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

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What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

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What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

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What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

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What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

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