Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,“Are you ready to order? “Clinton replies, “Yes, Id like a quickie.““A quickie? !? " the waitress replies. “Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I dont think that is a good idea.Ill come back when you are ready to order from the menu.“She walks away.Gore leans over to Clinton and says, “Its pronounced Quiche.”