A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,“Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.““Because,” the man says,“I live in a two-story house.“The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house? “The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is I have a headache and the other story is Its that time of the month.

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