A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? " she asked. “Theyre mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy? " she asked. “Thats a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a mommy long legs? " the little girl asked. “No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.” The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. “Well, were not having any of THAT in our garden.”

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