Telephone jokes

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08-21-2009
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?  A party line!


08-21-2009
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?   Tele-Scope.


08-21-2009
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?  " asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?  " asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."


08-21-2009
What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?   A phone moan.


08-21-2009
How does a baboon make phone calls?   He just monkeys around on the line!


08-21-2009
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?   A smooth operator!


08-21-2009
What kind of music do phones love to hear?   A symphony


08-21-2009
How that we are engaged I hope youll give me a ring.Of course. Whats your phone number ?  


08-21-2009
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?   They all have phones.


08-19-2009
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?   Because it was so ET !


Telephone jokes
Telephone-jokes
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