Teeth jokes

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08-19-2009
Why didnt the monster use toothpaste?   Because he said his teeth werent loose.


08-19-2009
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?   He ate the dentist.


08-19-2009
What did one tooth say to the other?   Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.


08-19-2009
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?   To prevent bat breath.


08-19-2009
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?   Because it goes right out of your head.


08-19-2009
Whats the best thing to put into a pizza?   Your teeth.


08-19-2009
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?   Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.


08-19-2009
What sort of an act do you do?   I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else?   Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.


08-19-2009
"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!


08-19-2009
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?  It had a suite tooth.


Teeth jokes
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