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04-03-2009
What do you call an alien starship that drips water?   A crying saucer !


04-03-2009
What do you call an overweight ET ?  An extra cholesterol !


04-03-2009
President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "theres good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that weve been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?  " "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."


04-03-2009
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?  Gravi-tea !


04-03-2009
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?   The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!


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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "Whats the matter?  " asked his friend. "Its a very popular place," replied the first alien. "Its full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."


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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?  Dont you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when Im talking to you !


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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?   They trod on his corn.


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What did the metric alien say ?  Take me to your litre !


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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?   A crying saucer.


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