Snake jokes

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?   A boar constrictor !


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Whats a snakes favourite TV program ?   Monty Python!


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What snakes are good at sums ?   Adders !


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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?   Someone elses !


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What is a snakes favourite opera ?   Wriggletto !


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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?   A snake in the brass !


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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?   A feather boa !sna


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Have you heard about the slippery eel ?   Didnt think so, you wouldnt be able to grasp it !sna


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Why cant you trust snakes ?   They speak with forked tongues !


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Whats a snakes favourite dance ?   Snake, rattle & roll !


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