Snake jokes

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04-03-2009
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until theyre dead?   Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?  . Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?  " The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"


04-03-2009
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...cant see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Doc says, "Whats the problem...didnt the glasses help you?  " "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Ive been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"


04-03-2009
Q: What kind of snake is good at math?  A: An adder.


04-03-2009
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?   A fangfurther.


04-03-2009
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?   Wait until hes finished.


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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?   A boa constructor !


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Whats a snakes favourite food ?   Hiss Cakes !


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Why wouldnt the snake go on the weighing maching ?   Because he had his own scales !


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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?   Thanks, Ill just have a sliver !


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What is another word for a python ?   A mega-bite !


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