School jokes( Page: 1 of 22 )
Kids' Views on School
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother.
"I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"
On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today? "
The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".
Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color? "
The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy? "
A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story was read she gave the children a work sheet to do. She thought they may have some problems so wanted them to work on it there.
She heard a little girl say very softly "damn!".
The teacher leaned over and said quietly, "We don't say that in school."
The little girl looked at the teacher, her eyes got very big and she said, "Not even when things are all f****d up? !"
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that? Its snowing outside!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!