Restaurant jokes

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04-03-2009
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?   You just shot my waiter and you didnt pay for your sandwich!"The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, Im a PANDA! Look it up!"The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."


04-03-2009
Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".


04-03-2009
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" The other one replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, dont you?  "


04-03-2009
"What flavors of ice cream do you have?  " inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?  " "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."


04-03-2009
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?   Great food but no atmosphere.


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