Restaurant jokes

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07-06-2009
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.


07-06-2009
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?  No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !


07-06-2009
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?  Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?  Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well then, Ill have a refill.


07-06-2009
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?   Coloured eggrolls!


07-06-2009
Hello?   Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs?   We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!


07-06-2009
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I dont lay egg sir I just lay table !"


07-06-2009
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?  Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!


07-06-2009
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!I dont know - friendly thing isnt he !


07-06-2009
Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldnt make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water."One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?  "


07-06-2009
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, its been over five years since I first came in here." "Youll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried and now irritated waiter, "I can only serve one table at a time."


Restaurant jokes
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