Restaurant jokes

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07-06-2009
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?  "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up."


07-06-2009
How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.


07-06-2009
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?  ", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "Whatll it be?  "The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles andsays, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "


07-06-2009
Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?   Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.


07-06-2009
Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?  " "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?  "


07-06-2009
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.


07-06-2009
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?  


07-06-2009
"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?  " a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed cheese?   asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."


07-06-2009
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I dont tip, either.


07-06-2009
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which ones without the onions?  "


Restaurant jokes
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