Rabbit jokes

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07-06-2009
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot Im your brother.


07-06-2009
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?  " she asked.The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isnt it?  "The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "Im westing."


07-05-2009
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?  He was a millionhare!


07-05-2009
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?  Look for gray hares.


07-05-2009
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?  It was won by a hare!


07-05-2009
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?  It had a lot of hare pins!


07-05-2009
How do rabbits get to work?  By rabbit transit!


07-05-2009
How do you know when theres a rabbit in your bed?   You can smell the carrots on his breath.


07-05-2009
How do you know when youre eating rabbit stew?   When it has hares in it.


07-05-2009
How do you make a rabbit fast?   Dont feed it.


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