Rabbit jokes( Page: 10 of 10 )
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two bs already.
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magicians hat.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? Hes the Easter Bungee!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!