Rabbit jokes

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07-06-2009
Why couldnt the rabbit fly home for Easter?   He didnt have the hare fare.


07-06-2009
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?  Because from a distance they looked like hares!


07-06-2009
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?   He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.


07-06-2009
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?  Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!


07-06-2009
Why did the rabbits go on strike?  They wanted a better celery!


07-06-2009
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?   For hare care.


07-06-2009
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?  It has 4 rabbits feet.


07-06-2009
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?  Hot, cross bunnies !


07-06-2009
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?   R. Charged With Battery!


07-06-2009
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?  A: Curly hare.


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