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11-25-2009
Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?  A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!


11-25-2009
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?  A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.


11-25-2009
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?  A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.


11-25-2009
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?  A: The frogs probably on its way to a gig.


11-25-2009
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?  A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.


11-25-2009
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?  A: Their personality.


11-25-2009
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?  A: King Kong is more sensitive.


11-25-2009
Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?  A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.


11-25-2009
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?  A: The doorbell shrieks!


11-25-2009
Q: What is the range of a tuba?  A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.


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