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11-24-2009
Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?   A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?  


11-24-2009
Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?   A: Just one more, guys, I promise.


11-24-2009
Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.


11-24-2009
Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?  


11-24-2009
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb?   Ive got this neat candle holder...


11-24-2009
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?  A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.


11-24-2009
Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin he looked doing it.


11-24-2009
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.


11-24-2009
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?   A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


11-24-2009
Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?  A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been asked.


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