Banana jokes

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05-17-2009
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?   Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.


05-17-2009
Why did the banana go out with the prune?   Because he couldnt find a date.


05-17-2009
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.


05-17-2009
Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really?   Why not?   Because theyre long enough already.


05-17-2009
What do you do if you see a blue banana?   Try to cheer it up.


05-17-2009
Whats yellow and writes?   A ball-point banana.


05-17-2009
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?   Pupil: Banana.


05-17-2009
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?   An electric banana.


05-17-2009
Whats yellow and always points to the north?   A magnetic banana.


05-17-2009
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?   He kept throwing the bent bananas away.


Banana jokes
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