Mouse jokes

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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?   Mickey Moose !


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How do you save a drowning mouse ?   Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !


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Where do hamsters come from ?   Hamsterdam !


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Whats a mouses least favorite record ?   Whats up Pussycat !


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Why do mice need oiling ?   Because they squeak !


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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?   Eyes down for a full mouse !


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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?   Miami mice !


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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?   Mice cubes !


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What is a mouses favorite record ?   Please cheese me !


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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ?   Three blind mice !


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