Monster jokes

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11-24-2009
Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?  Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.


11-24-2009
What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read?   One with a cemetery plot.


11-24-2009
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?  HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.


11-24-2009
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?   At the ugly parlour.


11-24-2009
What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other?   I didnt know we lived on the same block.


11-24-2009
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog?   I dont know, but it is great at chasing submarines.


11-24-2009
What do you call a clever monster?   Frank Einstein.


11-24-2009
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?  Flatman and Ribbon !


11-24-2009
Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.


11-24-2009
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?  -A wash and wear wolf


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