Men jokes

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11-20-2009
Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.


11-20-2009
Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.


11-20-2009
How many men does it take to open a beer?   - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


11-20-2009
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?   - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


11-20-2009
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?  "


11-20-2009
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didnt, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.


11-20-2009
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?  A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.


11-20-2009
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?  A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.


11-20-2009
Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?  A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


11-20-2009
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?  A. Any place without a drive-up window.


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