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11-20-2009
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?  A: Desperate!


11-20-2009
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.


11-20-2009
Men dont get lost; they discover alternative destinations.


01-03-2009
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?  " "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."


01-03-2009
Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.


01-03-2009
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


01-03-2009
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.


01-03-2009
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.


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