Letter jokes

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11-18-2009
Where do ghosts mail their letters?  At the ghost office.


11-18-2009
Who does Dracula get letters from?   His fang club.


11-18-2009
What letters are not in the alphabet?   The ones in the mail, of course!


11-18-2009
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?  LO


01-03-2009
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "Whats the matter?  " asked her companion. "Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "Its my favorite nephew. Hes got three feet." "Three feet?  " exclaimed her friend. "Surely thats not possible?  " "Well," said Auntie, "his mothers just written to tell me hes grown another foot !"


01-03-2009
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?   Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandmas very deaf, so Im writing very loudly.


01-03-2009
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?   D K


01-03-2009
Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect?   Without it would be a sick insect.


01-03-2009
Have you ever seen a duchess?   Yes - its the same as an English "s"


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