Letter jokes

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11-18-2009
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


11-18-2009
I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?  !


11-18-2009
1st vampire: How things?   2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying Im overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.


11-18-2009
An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute, he said, `youve written the address upside down.`I know, said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.


11-18-2009
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "Ill see, sir," said the clerk. "What is your name?  " "Youre having me on now because Im Irish," said the Irishman. "Wont you see the name on the envelope?  "


11-18-2009
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?  Stone.


11-18-2009
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?  " "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he cant read; so Ahm readin the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?  " "Hollis dont want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"


11-18-2009
Q: Why did the witchs mail rattle?   A: It was a chain letter.


11-18-2009
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didnt know who it was from.


11-18-2009
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.Josh wrote back, To tell the truth, I didnt think much of it either.


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