Letter jokes

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11-18-2009
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?   With love and hisses.


11-18-2009
Whats the definition of a school report?   A poison pen letter from the principal.


11-18-2009
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?   She had never learned to spell properly.


11-18-2009
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?   Fang mail.


11-18-2009
Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?  Its a dead letter day.


11-18-2009
How does a ghost start a letter?   Tomb it may concern.


11-18-2009
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.


11-18-2009
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?   Best vicious . . .


11-18-2009
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "Im writing a letter to Fred." "But you cant write," Mom pointed out. "Thats all right," said Betty, "Fred cant read."


11-18-2009
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?   By Bony Express.


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