Baby jokes

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05-17-2009
Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?  


05-17-2009
Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping


05-17-2009
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.


05-17-2009
Why did you drop the baby?   Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.


05-17-2009
It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on?   This babys vest ?   its too small for me.


05-17-2009
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby?   She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.


05-17-2009
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?   I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?   Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin


05-17-2009
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?   But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the babys bedroom is still on fire.


05-17-2009
Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.


05-17-2009
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."


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