Baby jokes

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05-17-2009
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?   Stop crying and viper your nose.


05-17-2009
What do baby pythons play with?   Rattle-snakes.


05-17-2009
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?   A bouncing baby boa.


05-17-2009
What is a baby bee?   A little humbug.


05-17-2009
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?   Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).


05-17-2009
How did the witch almost lose her baby?   She didnt take it far enough into the woods.


05-17-2009
What are baby witches called?   Halloweenies.


05-17-2009
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?   He wanted something to get his teeth into.


05-17-2009
Knock knock. Whos there?   Underwear. Underwear who?   Underwear my baby is tonight?  


05-17-2009
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.


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