King Kong jokes

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11-14-2009
Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?   Queen Kong.


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How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?  With a monkey wrench.


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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?   A lid.


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What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything?   King Kongs shadow.


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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?   A terrified postman.


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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?   King Pong.


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Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?   King Kong in clingfilm


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Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong?   He didnt like Chinese food.


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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?   So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.


11-14-2009
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?   King Koncord.


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