Insect jokes

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11-13-2009
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?  It became a daddy short legs !


11-13-2009
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?  Im not sure, but I wouldnt try smelling it !


11-13-2009
Why did the spider buy a car ?  So he could take it out for a spin !


11-13-2009
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?  He goes up the wall !


11-13-2009
Why are spiders good swimmers ?  They have webbed feet !


11-13-2009
What is red and dangerous ?  Strawberry and tarantula jelly !


11-13-2009
What did the spider say to the fly ?  Were getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?  


11-13-2009
How do you spot a modern spider ?  He doesnt have a web he had a website !


11-13-2009
What are spiders webs good for ?  Spiders !


11-13-2009
What do you call a big irish spider ?  Paddy long legs !


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