Horse jokes

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11-08-2009
Why was the horse all charged up?  It ate some haywire!


11-08-2009
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?  He was always standing up on the job!


11-08-2009
Why was the man sued by his horse?  For palomino-money!


11-08-2009
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?  Because bad news travels fast!


11-08-2009
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?  He was a sherbet!


11-06-2009
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?  He was the last of his race!


11-06-2009
Did you hear about the depressed horse?  He told a tale of whoa!


11-06-2009
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?  Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!


11-06-2009
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?  He always said "Neigh"


11-06-2009
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?  His friend suggested measuring them, that didnt help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!


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