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11-06-2009
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?  They wanted another excuse to watch football.


11-06-2009
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?  Speaking Latin !


11-06-2009
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?  He wanted Mark Antony !


11-06-2009
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?  On their feet !


11-06-2009
Why does history keep repeating itself ?  Because we werent listening the first time !


11-06-2009
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?  The second one !


11-06-2009
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?  His wife !


11-06-2009
When did Caesar reign ?  I didnt know he reigned.Of course he did, didnt they hail him ?  


11-06-2009
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?  So their soldiers didnt go around the bend !


11-06-2009
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?  Toga-ether we can rule the world !


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