Hair and bald jokes

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11-06-2009
Customer: Why doesnt my hairline look good?  Barber: Its on the same old head.


11-06-2009
Customer: Why is my hairline receding?  Barber: Its not. Your scalp is advancing.


11-06-2009
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?  Sharon: No, why ?  Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.


11-06-2009
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?   A bald man.


11-06-2009
What do you call a high-priced barber shop?  A clip joint.


11-06-2009
For what person do all men take off their hats?  The barber.


11-06-2009
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?  On clipper ships.


11-06-2009
How can you avoid falling hair?  Get out of the way.


11-06-2009
Why was the ladys hair angry?  Because she was always teasing it.


11-06-2009
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?  Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).


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