Ghost jokes

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What are pupils at ghost schools called?   Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.


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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?   Snacks that go crunch in the night.


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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?   The nightmayor.


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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Dont worry, maam, Im just passing through.


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What did one ghost say to another?   Im sorry, but I just dont believe in people.


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What do you call a ghost whos always sleeping?   Lazy bones.


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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?   The skeleton crew.


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What do young ghosts write their homework in?   Exorcise books.


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A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?  " Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I cant see him."


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Ghost: Are you coming to my party?   Spook: Where is it?   Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.


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