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11-03-2009
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.


11-03-2009
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."


11-03-2009
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.


11-03-2009
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.


11-03-2009
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.


11-03-2009
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.


11-03-2009
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.


11-03-2009
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."


11-03-2009
I thought you were trying to get into shape?  I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.


11-03-2009
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?  ""Why, its bean soup," she replied."I dont care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?  "


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